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"Such a nice Jewish girl"
January 31, 2010
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"we are frankly at a loss to understand why Jew-hatred and anti-Israelism continue to thrive" — Let me help you: If I dropped white phosphorus on my neighbors' home in the name of the Jewish people, I suspect they wouldn't love me or Jews either.
January 31, 2010
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More depressing news from La-La Land
January 30, 2010
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EXCELLENT
January 29, 2010
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FINKELSTEIN ON HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE DAY
January 28, 2010
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Song of the Day (dedicated to Fisk's article)
"The intention is to include on the panel Israeli jurists with international standing and perhaps also an international jurist. One name that has been mentioned in discussions is Prof. Alan M. Dershowitz" — Who needs black humor when we have Israel?
January 28, 2010
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Our challenge: Can we meet it?
Here's a fool-proof method to stop the spread of anti-Semitism: Israel should re-christen itself the "State of the Vandal People."
In embarrassing diplomatic row, Wiesel denounces German Chancellor Merkel: "She promised to pay me two million dollars per word. I spent all night with my dictionary connecting words randomly to soak these Nazis for every dollar I could squeeze out of them. Now she says that she promised to pay me two million LIRA per word."
Date: The year 2050Setting: In the past 40 years Israel has nuked almost every country on the planetScript: Invoking the memory of the Holocaust for the 100th consecutive year, Prime Minister Bibi Jr. warns world that Nauru poses existential threat to Israel — "If we don't obliterate it now, the evil will spread."
Annual Jewish Agency report shows that 42% of West Europeans tell the truth
Crematoria into ShowersSix million Jews perished in the Nazi death camps. But trillions and trillions of Jews survived the horror and now are desperately poor. Shlomo Hucksterwitz, an Israeli artist living in the shadow of the Nazi terror, has found his way of transforming objects of destruction into expressions of peace and hope for the future. He has turned the Auschwitz crematoria into Health Spa showers. For one lifetime membership, you can experience Auschwitz and the Dead Sea all at once. All profits will of course go to Needy Holocaust Victims.
Foxman donates 26 of his 37 chins to the memory of THE HOLLOW-CAUST
Canadian Board of Health issues new warning: "Drinking our tap water can cause mental derangement"
New report tallies 660 gazillion incidents of anti-Semitism during the past 24 hours.
January 26, 2010
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He who pays the piper calls the tune
January 26, 2010
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Titans of Free World converge on Israel for major summit on resolving the problems plaguing humanity
January 25, 2010
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"Israel's Welcome Wagon"
January 25, 2010
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"People are always criticizing the Nazis. They think that the Nazis could only do wrong, that they could do no right. So, I would like to say a word of praise for Adolf Hitler, who was a vegan; for Heinrich Himmler, who shed tears at Pozen while exterminating the Jews; for Hermann Goring, who overcame his drug addiction."
January 23, 2010
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Why Israel is now bombing Gaza
In response to Obama's call for "bold steps for peace," the Fatah leadership has agreed to circumcision en masse. The Reverend Sun Myung Moon of the Unification Church will reportedly officiate. Expressing concern, Netanyahu demanded as a "confidence-building" measure that Arafat's corpse be circumcized. The late chairman's widow Suha Arafat objected that it was a cheap publicity stunt, but privately expressed a willingness to negotiate. Saeb Ereket couldn't be reached for comment: his phone message stated, "The peace process is dying, the peace process is dying, the peace process is dying." Abu Ala also could not be reached for comment. His secretary stated that he was negotatiating an important deal with Egypt regarding deliveries of "steel and cement."
January 23, 2010
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"The United States should propose its own solution to the remaining problems. Each side would put forward this plan to its own people in a referendum. The vote would take place on the same day, and the result would be conditional upon the acceptance of the other party" – Sari Nusseibah. (For those unfamiliar with Nusseibah, he was the first person awarded a Harvard PhD although certified brain dead at birth.)
Will someone please tell me: Is this serious or is it satire?
Merkel the Menace
January 22, 2010
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Thank God this windbag is washing his hands of it and the "peace process" is now dead; now we can get on with the real business of ending the occupation
"Labor has always been the great legitimizer of the occupation's evils"
January 22, 2010
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They send aid to earthquake victims in Haiti and create a tsunami in Gaza
Times wins science fiction Pulitzer for story on Hasidim who give money to schwarzes
This country is so insane that you can no longer tell if they are satirizing or serious
January 21, 2010
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Who will stop them, and when?
Another Nobel peace prize for Obama?
SONG OF THE DAY: "We will not leave our village".
January 20, 2010
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Haiti like Gaza
January 20, 2010
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In praise of Gerald Kaufman
GAZA: ONE YEAR AFTER THE MASSACRE
January 18, 2010
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The truth about Haiti (II)
The truth about Haiti (I)
Worth reading
January 14, 2010
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Israel legalizes Palestinian prostitution
Israel to EU: "Get your facts right: We are not a shitty little country. We are just full of shit."
January 13, 2010
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Himmler: "The message to the Jews is clear: the siege on Warsaw will continue and even escalate"
January 13, 2010
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Peace be unto them.
January 13, 2010
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How much longer are WE going to allow this to happen?
January 13, 2010
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After building concentration camps Hitler laments: "There's something very sad about the need to be surrounded by fences."
January 13, 2010
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Nazis gloat as Warsaw Jews starve: "soon they'll only be eating matzoh and salt"
January 12, 2010
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"we’re a crappy state"
January 12, 2010
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"As the Supreme Court has made clear, in its large body of judgments: 'The Israeli soldier carries in his rucksack a copy of Mein Kampf, including the chapter concerning how to exterminate lesser breeds, as well as the fundamental rules of Nazi rule.'"
How do you spell MONSTER in Hebrew? I-S-R-A-E-L-I
January 12, 2010
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Another important victory
Song of the day ("They are afraid of us because we are not afraid" by our Honduran comrades")
Israel building new wall to keep out terrorists; IDF worries that soldiers traveling abroad won't be allowed back
New DNA evidence shows 1 in 4 members of SS elite descended from perpetrators of Canaanite massacre
Benny Morris replies: "Who cares? Let's bomb it anyway."
Good questions, no answers
Yemen
January 8, 2010
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Al Qaeda victims
January 8, 2010
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The problem with Europe ("the adherence to the principles of international law, the rejection of the use of force to change political realities, the sanctification of human rights as an absolute value…and empathy toward those who are perceived as being weak")
January 8, 2010
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The great, the one and the only Allan Nairn
January 7, 2010
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Chomsky on Gaza Aftermath
January 5, 2010
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Holocaust Hucksters Inc. to Sue Estate of Abraham Lincoln for Holocaust compensation; class-action lawsuit on behalf of 27,553,364 needy Holocaust victims alleges that former president used Jewish slave labor to build his log cabin
SONG OF THE DAY: In memory of the great Victor Jara
GAZA SHALL NOT DIE (Houston Protest)!
December 29, 2009
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GAZA SHALL NOT DIE (NEW YORK protest)!
December 29, 2009
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GAZA SHALL NOT DIE (TURKEY Protest)!
December 29, 2009
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GAZA SHALL NOT DIE (LONDON protest)!
December 29, 2009
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IDF on the "Purity of Arms"
December 28, 2009
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Hamas terrorists speak out!
December 28, 2009
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Mickey Mouse sends Donald Duck to Jerusalem to speak on anti-Disneyism
December 28, 2009
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EXCELLENT ARTICLE ON GAZA ONE YEAR LATER
December 28, 2009
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Israel denounces Obama administration envoy after she says "Sieg" but forgets "Heil!"
December 28, 2009
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How Israelis mark the birth of Christ
December 28, 2009
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Important developments in the UK
December 27, 2009
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Settlement Freeze?
December 26, 2009
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Climatologists reconvene in emergency session at Copenhagen; Delegates to discuss effects of disappearance of Auschwitz sign on polar ice cap and carbon emissions; UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon expresses "concern" after Israel threatens to nuke Amazon rainforest if sign isn't returned
December 26, 2009
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Washington to convene international conference on missing Auschwitz sign. Workshops include: Ben Bernanke, "Impact of the Auschwitz sign's disappearance on the elasticity of the long-term business cycle and short-term interest rates"; Stanley Fish, "A Lacanian analysis of the Auschwitz sign as a discursive Foucauldian trope"; Dominick LaCapra, "A Derridean analysis of the Auschwitz sign as a discursive Lacanian trope"; Elie Wiesel, "There was only one Holocaust. (May I have my honorarium now?)"; Abraham Foxman, "Contrasting and comparing the disappearance of the Auschwitz sign with the atomic bombing of Hiroshima"; Tom Friedman, "The Auschwitz sign's disappearance as a metaphor for high-tech industry in Shanghai".
December 24, 2009
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And a HEIL HITLER! to you too.
December 24, 2009
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It appears that – yet again — they protest too much
December 23, 2009
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Israel demands $10 billion in Holocaust compensation from Poland for theft of Auschwitz sign — "It was made of solid oak," Israeli official explains.
December 23, 2009
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Comrade Hashemi on Iran
December 23, 2009
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After unsuccessful commando raid that left 26,000 civilians dead Israel threatens to nuke Burundi unless it releases sign
December 21, 2009
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In one of nature's awe-inspiring miracles, the number of Holocaust survivors keeps doubling every half year. It is expected that by the year 2050 Germany will owe Holocaust survivors an additional 26.5 gazillion dollars. Prime Minister Merkel promised this week to auction off her husband's boxers in order to pay Israel every last cent owed.
December 21, 2009
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"Democracy promotion" in Palestine
December 21, 2009
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Tell me these lunatics haven't lost their minds
December 21, 2009
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The truth shall set us free
December 21, 2009
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Not the worst news
December 21, 2009
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If it were a Saturday Night Live skit, Foxman would denounce it as anti-Semitic
December 18, 2009
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Leading Mickey Mouse scholars to meet in Jerusalem; announce plans for global protest against proliferation of anti-Mickey Mouse-ism; Abe Foxman also warns against rising tide of anti-Donald Duck-ism — "Not since the 1930s have fans of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck faced such a dire threat"; but Minnie Mouse publicly rebuked by Elie Wiesel after she alleges that threat against her husband worse than The Holocaust
December 18, 2009
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WHAT WE CAN DO
December 16, 2009
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