As Professor Dershowitz's slime rating rises into the stratosphere, let's honor the all-round sacks of shit who sang his praises. Of course, they knew nothing. Nobody knew anything. Except, everyone who wanted to know knew everything. Pinker just provided Dershowitz a little expert assistance to get Epstein off. What's wrong with that? Dershowitz asked Pinker to parse the verbs "rape" and "sodomize." How could Pinker have suspected anything? Pity Whore in Chief , Justice Elena Kagan, and Fat Face Jeffrey Toobin didn't make it on this panel. It's such a stunning family portrait of the Ghouls and Monsters.