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June 7, 2015
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June 7, 2015
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June 7, 2015
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Ban Ki-moon solemnly declares before General Assembly, "Not since The Holocaust, not since Hiroshima and Nagasaki (which I am not comparing to The Holocaust–nothing can compare to The Holocaust), has there been such an outrage to Humanity and Civilization, to Posterity and Eternity, as the firing last night of a firecracker from Gaza into Israel. Please believe me–I beg you, I am on my knees, please, please, my job is at stake, I don't want to go back to cleaning toilets and shining shoes in Seoul–that I couldn't sleep last night (actually I have been in a coma for the past eight years, but let's set that aside for now) at the thought of that firecracker exploding on the roof of a Port-o-San in the Negev. I call for all UN flags to be lowered to half mast and for the UN to be shut down for two weeks (not that it makes much difference if it's open or closed) to commemorate the latest attack on The State of Israel in the Land of Israel, with a United Jerusalem as its Eternal Capital, which, I repeat, is not The Holocaust, although, it might be said, is almost The Holocaust."
June 7, 2015
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