I have been asked to comment on allegations of a “relationship” between Professor Chomsky and Jeffrey Epstein.  It is an incontrovertible fact that Professor Chomsky met and corresponded with everyone.  He didn’t discriminate; that was his modus operandi.  That disposes of the bulk of the accusations leveled against Professor Chomsky.  However, a portion of the allegations do puzzle: for example, a mysterious undated, unsigned, and unaddressed letter that Professor Chomsky supposedly wrote in support of Epstein.  Most of the letter does not sound at all like him.  How this letter came to be is, at this point, anyone’s guess.