News Flash: Terrorist Attack Foiled!

January 9, 2024

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Israel just dropped a two-ton bomb on the Hague during the ICJ hearing on Israel’s genocide in Gaza.  The Israeli government stated: “There was a Hamas command-and-control center in a Hamas tunnel beneath the Court chamber.  Two top Hamas terrorists were ensconced in the tunnel.  The six members of the South African delegation and seven judges killed in the pinpoint Israeli strike were also Hamas.”  The New York Times’ Isabel Kershner and Ronen Bergman confirmed the existence of the tunnel. “We even saw a flush toilet!”  Patrick Kingsley expressed some skepticism: “I should think only five of the judges were Hamas.”  In an interview with Piers Morgan, noted philosopher Jordan Peterson stated that Iran built the tunnel, while Sam Harris warned the Dutch to beware of Muslim babies strapped with explosives.