– The police are the guests of honor

– All of the casualties are among your opponents

– There’s a great fireworks show

– The army helicopters are throwing flags to you and taking your picture

– There are no plans to seize any government institutions

– The military shows up in a couple of hours and does the job for you

– The interior minister gets to keep his job

– All of the television stations are on your side, except for the ones that don’t work anymore

by ESAM AL-AMIN