Alan Dershowitz (@TheDersh) tweeted at 0:22 PM on Mon, Jul 14, 2014:
Whenever I fart in the elevator and get dirty looks from people, I just claim self-defense, call them anti-Semites, and fart again.
(https://twitter.com/TheDersh/status/488720110291787776)

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