Basing himself on Israeli “military officials, who spoke anonymously to discuss a sensitive matter” (“U.N. Agency for Palestinians Imperiled by Terrorism Charges,” January 29, 2024), Patrick Kingsley reported in today’s Times that 257.5 percent of UNRWA members belonged to Hamas; that UNRWA siphoned international aid to build a Hamas “terror tunnel” via the center of the Earth stretching from the North Pole to the South Pole; that a humongous Hamas moonbeam hidden in an UNRWA toilet bowl targeted Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel’s gravesite; and that, on Hamas orders, UNRWA has blocked distribution of puberty blockers. In the face of this avalanche of revelations, it boggles the mind why Kingsley squandered precious Times space on the ICJ genocide opinion.